"Hale-Bopp" and "Knocking on Heaven's Gate"

Hits of the Net, 1997

MJA 1997; 167: 654  

"If anyone comes to Me and does not hate his father and mother and his wife and children and brothers and sisters -- and even his own life also -- he cannot be My disciple". Luke 14:261 To the Editor: This Christmas, as we renew old family quarrels, we should remember we are celebrating the birth of Christ, who, according to the Heaven's Gate cult, was the first visitor from TELAH -- The Evolutionary Level Above Human.1 On 22 March 1997, when the Hale-Bopp comet was nearest to Earth, 39 members of this cult left earth to link up with the comet's "companion spaceship" bound for TELAH,2 wearing black Nike sneakers. Their transport to TELAH began with deliberate self-poisoning. Although we previously found no relationship between self-poisoning and celestial or occult events,3 this event combined both and suggested that we might have overlooked a synergistic mechanism. We also examined the possibility that traffic was going in the opposite direction that day, with ancient astronauts escaping their spaceship to appear on earth as newborn babies. We used two databases to test our hypothesis: a register of births in the Canberra Hospital (which we felt would closely resemble the sterile environment of a spaceship) and the Hunter Area Toxicology Service database of presentations to hospital with self-poisoning in the Lower Hunter Valley of New South Wales. To examine for evidence of massive successful and attempted soul migrations, we compared the number of births and self-poisonings between 21 and 23 March with those for the rest of the month. There did not appear to be any significant surge in self-poisonings or births at this time. On those three days, there were eight self-poisonings, compared with 51 on all the other days in March (P = 0.24, Mann-Whitney test), and 13 births compared with 141 (P = 0.61). However, we did note a surprisingly strong correlation between self-poisonings and the Nike share price4 (P = 0.005, Spearman) (Figure). In the three months after the Heaven's Gate tragedy, the share price of Nike fell by 20%, despite a 15% increase in the market index and a 28% increase in sales.4 This could either be a suicide prevention strategy or evidence that people are reducing their Nike stocks to invest in futures. When surfing the Internet, it is quickly apparent that data-dredging is not confined to medicine and there is no statistical refereeing. Significance can be found everywhere on the Net: a place to publish and perish. Nicholas A Buckley Visiting Fellow,National Centre for Epidemiology and Population Health The Australian National University, Canberra, ACT 0200 E-mail: mdnabATcc.newcastle.edu.au Janelle A McDonald Obstetric Registrar, National Centre for Epidemiology and Population Health The Australian National University, Canberra, ACT 0200 Do, Ti, et al. How and when Heaven's Gate may be entered (The door to the Physical Kingdom Level Above Human). Phoenix (Ariz): TELAH Services, 1997. On the Internet: http://www5.zdnet.com/yil/higher/heavensgate/ http://www.neosoft.com/~cshramek/comet.htm Buckley NA, Whyte IM, Dawson AH. There are days . . . and moons. Self-poisoning is not lunacy. Med J Aust 1993; 159 (11/12): 786-789. http://quote.yahoo.com/